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“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” — Dolly Parton
“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” — Dolly Parton
Mildly Blasphemous

3/10 chance of eternal damnation.

We Donate Blood Daily.

Not ours, though.

Your Mom Hates Us

But we love her.

Tickets to Hell

Satan tested, Baphomet approved.

Thank You to Everyone that made this year so successful! <3

Original Art is still available, but besides that the shop will re-open on February 1st, 2022.

Blog posts

  • BeetleMilk's Favorite Cryptids
    April 20, 2021 Pope

    BeetleMilk's Favorite Cryptids

    As a fan of horror, I absolutely love the stories of Cryptids. All over the world, stories of these beings have circulated, and in some cases you even see regional variants. Some of them even go on to be immortalized...

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  • BeetleMilk's Top Five Fun Bible Facts
    April 14, 2021 Pope

    BeetleMilk's Top Five Fun Bible Facts

    Ah, the Bible. Can you think of another book so interesting? So old? So problematic? The Bible is one of the most important books ever written in human history. Ever. Bar none. But the fun part is that a lot...

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