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Reader, I’ve been wanting to do a podcast for a while. So, I just did the first one. I was going to just use the transcript for this blog, but it came out looking like a transcript of Trump romancing...
The Devil's Work
I don't believe in Satan. Somebody once said that the best weapon that Satan has on Earth is that people don't believe in him. Well, that's fucking convenient, ain't it? If you believe in Satan, and by proxy God, don't...