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"Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the Gods made for fun." - Alan Watts
"Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the Gods made for fun." Alan Watts
Mildly Satanic

3/10 chance of eternal damnation.

We Donate Blood Daily.

Not ours, though.

Your Mom Hates Us

But we love her.

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  • BeetleMilk's Favorite Cryptids
    April 20, 2021 Pope

    BeetleMilk's Favorite Cryptids

    As a fan of horror, I absolutely love the stories of Cryptids. All over the world, stories of these beings have circulated, and in some cases you even see regional variants. Some of them even go on to be immortalized...

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  • BeetleMilk's Top Five Fun Bible Facts
    April 14, 2021 Pope

    BeetleMilk's Top Five Fun Bible Facts

    Ah, the Bible. Can you think of another book so interesting? So old? So problematic? The Bible is one of the most important books ever written in human history. Ever. Bar none. But the fun part is that a lot...

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